It says dat I shud fix up this page up...to make youz lot like me a bit more - I ain't gonna lie; I ain't got SHIT...so I have selected A few "Your Mum" Jokes...ENJOY....Your mums so stupid she went into an antique shop and asked "what's new?"
Your mums so ugly that when she was born the doctors slapped her parents.
Your mums so old that she sat behind jesus in school.
Your mums so hairy, when you were born you came out with carpet burn.
Your mums so fat she went into a restaurant, looked at the menu, and just said "OK".
Your mums so poor she has to eat cornflakes with a fork just to save milk.
Yo mums so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 mins.
Your mums so dumb she puts stamps on e-mail.
Your mums so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Your mums so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mum is so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything"
Your mum is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Your mums so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Your mum is so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Your mum is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mums so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mums so ugly the animals at the zoo feed her. (OOF! Right in the balls LOL)
Your mums so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mums so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mums so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. (Tootsie rolls are BLICK...truss)
Your mums so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mums so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma (Brap!!!)
Yo mums so bald you can see what's on her mind.
Your mums so short...she has to slam dunk to pay bus fare.
IF YOU HAVE ANY BETA ONES (AND U FUCKING DON'T!) HIT ME UP!! LOL. SAFE.