CONDOMS!
Sainsbury's flavoured condoms: Making life taste better

Tesco's condoms: Every little helps!

Nike condoms: Just do it!

Craig David condoms: Whats your flaver?

 Peugeot condoms: The ride of your life!

New galaxy textured condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk?!

Pringles condoms: Once you pop you cant stop!

Halifax condoms: Who gives you extra?

Telletubbie condoms: Again again!!!

Cadburys creme egg condoms: How do you eat yours?

Churchill car insurance condoms: Ooohhhhh yes!!!

Gilette condoms: The best a man can get!

Insette condoms: For the extra hold

Mcdonalds condoms: I'm loving it!

Good year condoms: For a long ride go wide

Treseme condoms: Used by professionals

Lynx condoms: Because you never know when

Muller light condoms: So much pleasure but wheres the pain?

Andrex condoms: Soft strong and very long!!!

Sure crystal condoms: Unbeatable against white marks

Cadburys condoms: Give in to your happiness

Heinz condoms: Its all going on!

Flash condoms: Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work

Red bull condoms: Gives you wings

PC World's condoms: Were with you every step of the way

Duracell condoms: You can just keep going and going......

Heres A Brain Twister For You

1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in between. 
2. Take that number that you�ve chosen, and multiply it by 9. 
3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together. 
4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it. 
5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A=1, B=2, C=3, and so on..
6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.
7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal.
8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a colour.
9. But remember, that there are no orange kangaroos in Denmark.