ATM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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First fings first….. Do not, i repeat do not msg me if:

1. u dnt ave a pic

2. ur on ere cos ur lukin 4 a boyfriend

3. u dnt ave a sense of humour

MOST HAPPIEST WEN

having a nice cuddle mmmmmm... I'm watching a comedy/laughing. oh when im having a good chin wag with mates, eating probs too. CLUBBIN'!!! basketball (bestest sport in d world WAT!!) coachin b’ball, dancing n goin gym

PPL ID LYK 2 MEET… I DID SAY ”ID LYK”

Oh man WEH do i start... Christina Milian, Meagan Good, Stacy Dash, Vida Guerra, Eva Mendez ect. ect. Michael & Janet Jackson, Omarion, Wade Robson, Dave Scott Usher, Justin Timerlake, Ciara, Alyson Stoner (d lil girl in Missy's videos) Missy Elliot, (do u c a pattern imergin?) T.I., Ludacris, Eminem, P. Diddy/Puff Daddy/Puff-A-Diddy Puff/Puffed A Joint (what ever his calling himself now, his a damn genius, just makes his money), Dwyane Wade, Vince Carter, LeBron James, Kobe Byrant A.I. basically d whole of d NBA, Shakespeare (so i can give him a right hook 4 all those essays i had to write coz of him), BILL GATES!!!!, the WHOLE FEMALE CAST OF HOLLYOAKS...

(not anymore) Samuel L. Jackson (to teach me how to say "MOTHERF@'KER" correctly), Will Smith, Cedric the Entertainer, Chris Tucker, Chris Rock, Eddie Griffins, Steve Harvey, Bernie Mac,(R.I.P.) James Lemont, Katt Williams (dey just too funny) Jonathan Ross, oh not forgetting Jack Dee (amazingly that miserable face releases funny comments), Hugh Hefner (you know why) and anyone who feels like making me laugh til drink comes out my nose

SHOUT OUTS!!!

yes there all female, i kno

cousin Kate a.k.a Choong Tang