Young H e a r t s Run F r e e
WANTED:
Hot male, aged between 17 - 20. Good looks, great personality and a good sense of style is a must. Those with personality defects and various degrees of problems, such as, but not just limited to: Personal hygiene problems, no sense of humour, the same IQ as my thumb, body builders, more than 12 children, plans to live with their mother until they are 30 and keep pet ants need not apply. A general grasp of basic conversation is important and some one who is quick witted and can speak sarcasm as fluently as Ellie is prefered. In return you get a brown haired, blue eyed 17 year old who is currently studying for 5 A Levels. She has her own job and money, car and wants to have a giggle and generally fun time what ever she is doing.
Leave your name and a brief description about yourself in the comment box. Those actually having read this will indeed leave me a longer comment showing a degree of personality, and if i'm really lucky will writing somthing interesting for a change.
Thankyou.
Update: For all of you who think i am being deadly serious and really am advertising for a boyfriend, need to read the sentance saying " looking for sombody as quick witted and fluent in sarcasm as ellie.