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caramelteaza ☆ ☆ too many waste people not enough waste bins☆ ☆ Got Game like apple I am mac lol
Female, 24, United Kingdom, ???..keep guessing, Other, Basic Member

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Hair Colour:Dark brown
Eye Colour:brown
Height: 5 feet 7 inches / 1.70 meters
Body:Average
Facial Hair:I aint a monkey..kmt
Body Hair:kmt
Occupational Status:I aint no bum..I work for my money!!
Profession:graduate in surface design
Smoke:No
Alcohol:Socially
Drugs:No
About Me
Life is too short for all the negative behaviour, just enjoy the time you have and make the most of it...live it up to the max I say!! 

Oh yes not forgetting, to all those nasty dutty people out there, sending ur perverted messages back the fuck off my page as u have no business here.  Keep ur sad desperate messages to urself as i will get ignorant and tell u about urself.

Known as a caribbean cocktail mix lol as im half Dominican and quarter Kittian and Bajan!!!

Im a laid back, down to earth kinda female who loves to crack jokes and get to know people on a level. Also got my head screwed on, and focusing in getting a career as a designer. Time waits for no one these days so its up to you to take the right path in life. Im not the type thats into all the drama and hyped up madness as those days are long done and dusted lol. Though i do have my crazy cheeky moments... Im a good listener and likes to help someone when their in need of advice, and vice versa.

Just on here to pass the time of day in my freetime and dont mind chatting to anyone as long as your on a level

www.myspace.com/caramelteaza

Don't prejudge me and think im stoosh or wateva as im the total opposite, once you get to know me.

Althought I dont like the one liners like:  

 What you on???...erm im on a chair what else can I be on lol...

Or what you saying????..what can I say with a question like that lol...erm..laugh i guess

Don't like rascism, liars, two faced fakes, perverts, people on a hype, blasted picture thefts dont see the point in pretending to be someone else..as it shows you have issues, rudeness and dry people with no sense of humour who cant crack two smile or think their too nice lol.

If your non of the above then we can chat!!

 

Some clever responses for females lol

Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 
Meaning for some of the terms

used by females: males take note lol


"Fine"

This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.


"Five Minutes"

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.


"Nothing"

If you ask her what is wrong and she says "Nothing", this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."


"Go Ahead"

(with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."


"Go Ahead"

(normal eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.


''Loud Sigh''

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement > very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."


''Soft Sigh''


Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.


"That's Okay"


This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retribution for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.


"
Please Do"

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."


"Thanks"

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say "you're welcome."


"Thanks a Lot"

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh" Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."



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