Appreciate the beautiful flower growing from the pavement crack.....she's worth more then this

I love doing photography.....a photo allows me to express things i could never get right with words. Its the best way to see into the deepness of my dark brown eyes, watching my soul, pain and creativity.....Sheridan 16/05 xXx

Beauty can be found in the most unlikely sources, so stop searching....cause your looking in the wrong/bait places

When I aint got a single word to say, its cause im thinking a million thoughts, Sheridan 16/4

The man behind the Mask

If you wanna work with me on a photography project, get at me and we can talk prices and i can throw ideas at ya for something creative and sexy/handsome for you

When im not taking photos, im doing comedy.......you've been warned.......

My comedy can be seen on www.myspace.com/jokers_of_the_pack and www.youtube.com/sheridinho rice and peace!

MYSPACE.COM/JOKERS_OF_THE_PACK

YOUTUBE.COM/SHERIDINHO

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Laughing Randomly in a library, and

we may pose as carpet sellers & reposes your house

Allow me to reproduce myself

Top of the morning glory to ya me names Sheridan, aka Sheridinho, aka SHERI and this page is the crazy memoirs of a young mad man. Born in East London, when adult bus fares was cheaper then the price of a pay toilet and when it was cool to dress up in woman clothes. Sheridan was shocking out in 80's gear the first time round, unlike the wannabe's of 2008. His life runs a similar trail as Peter Parker also known as SpiderMan. After being biten by a DAB-radio-active Chipmunk and then a passing tramp....He developed the skills of singing very badly, high pitched and being able to drink Super T, White Ace and all the other top tramp drinks that give them their furry coat. But before these days, Sheridan was kidnapped for several months by Kung Fu Ninga's who forced him to eat Egg Fried rice everyday and night and all he had to wash it down was a glass of egg fried rice. Whilst being kept by these ninga's he learnt the skill of toilet paper and the ability to talk to animals...well evolved monkeys called people and it was at this point he realised that the door was open. Running out the door to freedom and then into a parked push bike, he then spent 3 months in hosiptal, he had something that the doctors reffered to as retardedness, which was a "rare" desease which was spreading on London Transport. After coming out of the coma he realised that they placed him in the wrong section of the hosiptal, and had mixed feelings about the boobs the doctors gave him. It was with these boobs, that he funded his way through university striping for women that said they liked women but liked men, he used to find it funny when they used to swipe they bank card along his tits, but was not very impressed with them when they typed their pin number into his eyes. Growing up in Stratford and moving to walthamstow where he lived opposite to his arch enemy Cedes! That they came into blows resulting in Sheri ripping off her arm, placing the hand in shit and slapping her with it. It was that moment that Sheridan knew that they had a lot in common, except Cedes had shit on her face. The only member in his crew, Jokers of the Pack, he decided to use the skill to chat shit to make him rich and famous.

I love it.......

1. That dude that plays the flute badly outside the house of frasier
2. The strawberry and white chocolate Muffins from ASDA, tastes sexy!
3. Pancakes...omg!
4. Free internet tv...... big ups to Lost, and also Sopcast for free footie
5. Dressing in Goth or Emo clothes and listening to hiphop loud on the bus...people dont know how to deal with me
6. Or when i dress up "street" but listen to Slipknot.lol.wtf
7. Fox's melts biscuits.....fucking hell
8. PIZZA EXPRESS!!! Dough Balls!!!
9. Scoring in football, its like sex, minus 21 people watching...fuck it...it is.lol.
10. Sex in some mad arse places....but thats a new story.lol
11. A sweet chick that knows how to make me smile
12. Tattoo's omg, stay tuned
13. Taking fucked up photos
14. Being Sheridan
15. Getting really drunk and becoming Sheri (the most bubbliest person you'll see)
16. When people get 1p on 'deal or no deal' and they start crying, that touches you, you greedy barstard.lol
17. Sexy eyes.....eyes are my biggest weakness. Forget chest, booty, face being able to cook, all you need to do is seduce me with your eyes and its over. You could be like have no legs for all i care. If you love family guy as well, boi, its over for me, id be like...what knee do i go down on again.lol
18. When people fall over in the street and the more i try not to laugh, the louder i am.lol
19. People that call them self Pretty chick on here, but have a photo of their booty....is your arse the prettiest thing about you.lol
20. When people write, you dont need to know where i live. but then write, big up stratford....are you a speng?lmao
21. Using old school cuss words like speng and div....lmao...fucking love it
22. When i stick my hand out to recieve the london lite and then pull my hand away and look at them like they are a speng
23. Throwing a towl over a dog/cat and watch them stuggle to become free from such a advance weapon which is the towl.lol
24. My free ds games i downloaded onto my n card.....duuude i'm sweet...oh i love advance wars....yeah!
25. Jessica Alba is too fine!

I hate it......

1. When people spit when they talk
2. People that lie, but switch like they are telling the truth
3. When i part laugh and snot comes out my nose.lol...need to clean it out.lol
4. When no one is at the bus stop, cause you know you've just missed one
5. FLYS.....why the fuck do they fly at your eye
6. Messages that go like this "my weekend was bless, u?" i just wrote a long message you prat, all for that shit message.
7. When i dont message back and they gave me a five word message, unless it says "Sheridan, I love you dear" i suggest you fuck off.lmao.
8. When people copy my style, its not super unique, but you can tell when someone has ripped it.....stay off my tattoos punks!
9. When people use out my hair products and my fruit smelling shower gel, you and your dog shall burn in hell for that!
10. When people chat shit and try to call me fake....Im as true to my heart as i could ever be. Just cause you dont understand me to try
11. People that say they want a relationship when they just want sex....if thats what you want, then just say....or was it h.s.a lol. I aint here to judge,got things to do, getme
12. Them London lite wankers.....they would knock over their mother herself, just to stick a paper in your face.lol
13. When Pro evo cheats and scores 4 when your winning 3-0
14. People that cough too much around you.....will you just hurry up and die.lol

Interesting facts about Sheri.....

1. Im both handed
2. I think Jessica Alba is tooo fine!
3. I have Canadian in Me, and ive been in some Canadian myself.lol
4. I'm a underCover Geek, in the past year i have worked in a library and in GameStation. People just dont know cause i play football, drink beer and box. But i also watch Lost, go on the Blog website and argue with other geeks about what is happening. But yeah IM A GEEK AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!
5. Nice eyes are the way to my heart.
6. Man supports Manchester United and Leyton Orient
7. Im gonna name my child Carmen
8. I was in a boots advert....easy money

Countries people have asked me where i come from

1. Iran
2. Portugal
3. Brazil
4. Turkey
5. Morocco
6. Colombia
7. Jamaica
8. Tunisia
9. Egypt
10. Algeria
11. Nigeria
12. America
13. Irish
14. Peru

A drunk was asking for my 10 minutes what part of south america i come from.lol.....people i can be whatever you want me to be.lol....keep it clean tho  

<< THE BIG UPS >>

Deezal !!! Boi, This girl brings something different to the table that they call my life, she's got all the qualities you want in a person, even when bugs fly in her mouth whilst she's yawning.lmao. Yeah, this drunk is one of a few people can bring out my good characteristics with no effort (the other shout outs of course) but yeah, still waiting for the magical cooking this girl can pull off, oh and she is def one of the only people that can silence me with somethings she says.lmao....that is special.lmao...

Vickii!!!! I had to put this girl back on ASAP, cause she would kick my arse....which is funny, cause she's legless. But i must big up Vickii, This lady is such jokes and even from the first time chatting to her on here, she would send me long arse messages with smileys everywhere......it must be a face spasms or something  But Vickii is funny, friendly and jokes and understands the crap i chat, so she must be real smart as well......i shouldnt say this but she's cute as well.....oh oh oh, i need to say this, her got milk photo on myspace, is toooo jokes, it brought a tear to my eye cause i didnt think of it myself. Really it shows the level that she is on.....mine. Big up, we love crazy people here

Cedes!!!! She is such a cool geezer....love her to bits......shes my biggest fan and has been stalking me since i used to live opposite to her in stow.....now she stalks me when im on dates....jamming......on the toilet and she enjoys her conversations with me, whilst im in the bath.lol....init cedes : )  love ya back  

Whaup my brothers from another mother and sisters from another mister. Let me show my love to all the non Gemini 80's babies by saying....................Nothing. Big up all the 80's babies, Gemini ladies, my london peoples, people that walk funny, the people that use work internet or college internet to be on here and any mo fo that has love for me, my family and my friends.

I encourage hating, so please spend as long as possible getting worked up that your boyfriend has no personality, or he can't keep it up, or you have two parents in your life, or the closet thing to looks you have is the dirty look the blind man gave you, when he saw you coming. Hate, drink and be merry, I love issing people off.Stop.Full Stop.Forward Slash. Consign lick nice hairy balls.lmao.But i dont really have no one hating me, cause 1. there aint anything to hate, and 2. i'm not a willyhead (have to be creative with my swear words)

I'm a sweet heart really and not much people hate, and if they did, i could never work out why that midget armed, iron board batty, mums birthday suite hand me down,  losers would want to hate on me. Like i give to charity, well.......i walk at the people asking, assuming they would move out my way.lol.

For the people that cant read......photos

I'm really short....but no one would know, cause i hang with midgets.....look!

and I have a slight drinking problem.......

This!  Plus this  Equals

I am Sheridan, i am what i am, (a pirate), i stay creative, i work hard so next year i have the resources to work smart, ive got big plans inside me, ive just been playing the waiting game. But i hope you support me and show your love, cause i respect and love the good hearted people with good intentions and just as long as they stay true and allow me to be who i am without judgement, id love them to bits!

Rich is all i really want, I have a plan. Its mad and hard, but i'll share it with you. All i want in life is to have a positive impact on as many life's i come in contact with.....im not a push over or a dickhead cause i am a strong believer of Karma and feel what comes around, goes around and if i have to supply karma out then so be it. But there is nothing i respect and love more then someone with a good heart that can admit when they make mistakes, rather then front it. It makes me sad to think that there is people out there that will lie with passion and go on like you are wrong, and people that cant except mistakes.....we're just ordinary people....take it slow. Ive made too many mistakes, i hate so many things in my life but i get on with it, i dont complain, i dont dwell....i use it to work harder because everything happens for a reason. And i feel my roll in life is to be the best role model, even if it is just to my brother, sister and niece or thousands of mixed race people. Just as long as i reach out to them and provide something positive from my negitive experiences that the world would be at a balance....well of course it wouldnt, but i want to break a downward trend happening with us in London (and even further out) and my goal is to make my money. Get a nice sweet house, for me and my woman and give my family past and future the tools to allow them to make millions when they are older. I want to adopt to mixed race children cause there are too many of use VICTIM to another broken home with a part time father that cares more about himself or his more recent offspring. I was blessed with three things, football skills, a mad imagination and THE STRONGEST DRIVE you'll see. And i shall use this drive to take my imagination and make not something of my life....but the POSITIVE people around me.

Lets not forget about my bedroom talents