its summer, and all the girls have to market themselves, or else in winter they will be left on the shelf... like me the last 2 winters passed...

No more men need apply, the post is now closed due to the lack of patience i hav with u

Thank you

i'm not from Brazil, i took that pic as a lil shout out to a brazilian guy who ... isnt around anymore

but i quite like the pic, and so its stayin!

R.I.P frankie... i am so sorry i didnt call. i wish i had. i cant ever call again.

8/9/1987 - 1/1/2008

20 yrs old

Yess i'v written a novel. Yess you hav to read it.

i broke it down into bitesize chapters for u... incase u lose ur place, or decide to stop halfway for a coffee.

prologue. i'm not gona wana talk to someone with a bandanna over their face, someone who has "bang bang" written all over their page and glorifies guns, or someone who writes "iz" instead of is. call me discriminatory, i dare u.. if u know how to spell it that is.

chapter 1.Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic

chapter 7.hahaha, how cud one guy JUST tell me i aint his type cos i refused to be "naughty" on cam?! lol, who the hell has NET WHORES as a type of woman they LOOK for?!

no offence to net whores.

there should be a new search option - select here for people actually WORTH searching for...

chapter 8.YEAH, I CAN WIND DOWN LOW, BE LIKE THE GIRLS IN THE VIDEOS, BUT FOR ME THATS MUCH TOO SLOW, I PREFER ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!!!

chapter 9.I'm not your "WiFeY 4 LiFeY" ... or... "ToP PiMpIn GaSh ting watever blah"....I'm just ME... Jynna! i'm neurotic, jealous, moany, and i cant breath cos i smoke and eat too much... and i hav all the grace of a baby elephant. i mite make u laugh with my clumsiness or drive u mad with my moaning and whining. but i'm ME

chapter 10.there are too many guys who are afraid of commitment. and too many girls fooling around with them and not teachin guys to work hard for their attention.

life is too short to worry about pain...so please, LOVE LIKE U'LL NEVER GET HURT

chapter 11.NO I'M NOT AT KINGSTON UNI. STOP ASKING ME THAT

chapter 12.wat the f*cK is going on with this SpongeBob obsession? he's a manky toothed retard. no one wants to see his ugly face on ur underwear or slapped across ur breasts women! omg, i wud NEVER normally support guns or violence... but please... somebody!!! KILL SPONGEBOB! WHO'S WITH ME?!

  chapter 13.my nan calls me sunshine face. she says it lights up the room    

      chapter 14.  am i the only person who gets annoyed when people take loads of fotos with sunglasses on?? cant really see their face... its like some pathetic defiance against putting fotos up on profilepic... "they cant see wat i really look like, but its good enough to pass."  wat u hiding from?!  stunners my ass

chapter 15. Lol @ the skinny girls who take a pic of their ass stuck out till their backs hurt with the caption "fuck size 0"... u look like if u skip breakfast u just mite become a size 0 looooool. take it from someone size 16... lol, ur still skinny. everyone be proud if ur slim or fat man. dont try to be a curvy mamacita if u aint, same as i wont try be a slimline model. leave the curvyness to the proffessionals.

chapter 16.  I'M A MOTHER F*CKING PRINCESS

BOW DOWN TO ME

i apologise for my horrible rants at people...people who kno me kno that i'm a happy person who giggles alot, and is always smiling, and is friends with everyone... but this is a place for raw brutal honesty...... get ready men.

gooooood lord!! did u kno how many stupid people there are out there?  unintelligent illiterate people who talk about their beef, trainers, and girls boobies? howcomes the first thing someone says wen u add them on msn is "show me some more pics B"

out to the rude ass hoodrats that message me ridiculousness... learn to speak english, learn to type, and learn to respect the wonder that is woman. dont talk to women like theyr something stuck to the bottom of ur shoe!! if ONE more guy says anything like "yohhhhh wargwarnnn cum we busss a linkage stillll sexccccc!!!! mana like ur tits still" i will fucking SCREAMMM!!!

i thought the idea of adding someone was to talk to them a bit more? get to kno them a bit better?? I AM NOT....I REPEAT, NOT!!! GOING TO LINK U NOW, TOMORO, OR NEXT WEEK. DONT ASK.