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| Name: | ms johnson |
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| Gender: |  Female |
| Age: | 20 |
| Sexuality: | Straight |
| Marital Status: | Other |
| Ethnic Origin: | Mixed European |
| Star Sign: | Scorpio |
| Location: | United Kingdom, LDN |
| Account Type: | Basic Member |
| Last Active: | Mon 1st Dec 2008, 11:49 pm |
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| Profile Views: | 6741 |
| Hair Colour: | dark |
| Eye Colour: | dark |
| Height: | 5 feet 5 inches / 1.65 meters |
| Body: | Slim |
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| Occupational Status: | uni but takin a year out in sept |
| Profession: | i dont have one :( |
| Smoke: | No |
| Alcohol: | Socially |
| Drugs: | No |
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DEAR SHERRY AND UR GIGANTANORMOUS HEAD, HERE IS A SHOUT OUT TO YOU, pah ha ha hah aa.
PROBLEM: to the exposed girls on this site, ARE U COMPLETELY and UTTERLY STUPID? u think the guys on ere are gonna look at ur exhibited ass crack and say "hmmmmmm, yes, i could really picture a long lasting relationship with this one, her nakedness on the WORLD WIDE WEB really makes me reckon we cud have a trusting relationship" some of you bend over so far i can see what u had to eat that day!!!!!  i mean really, www.what.a.fucking.liberty.com
PROBLEM 2: for all u guys dat say " you gots a big bum for a WHITE gurl" ERMMMMMMMMMMMM.......... ... HUH ,WAT ,HMMM? EXCUSE YOU? so because we are white means we have to have flat bottoms ey? ahhhhhhh shulup that thats damn right rude. i no plenty of white gurls with buff butts ite  jeeeeeez.
MY LATEST ISSUE: WHY THE HELL DO PPL PUT PICS ON HERE AND SAY " oh i just woke up in this pic, i look butters" AND " oh i hate this pic lol" HELLOOOOO? IF U HATE IT WHY THE FRIGGIN HELL IS IT UP? WAT U MEAN TO SAY IS "i actualy love this pic of myself but ima say i hate it so ulot can compliment me cos i have an attention issue" PLZ PPL, GROW UP.
ABOUT MOIim actualy a rele kooshty person, i get along with practicaly anybody (exept hoes) from skater to grunger to topshop ppl to ANYTHING. i dont like jamin with one type cos to me that would be kinda narrow minded an i wona be culturaly diverse. i respect everyones style in music, clothes an opinions.as long as u love to laugh we will easily get along/to me laughin is just the shizznit with a capital S. dont u think its just the best organ moving thing in the hole friggin world? i mean the point of my existance is to laugh. i find a hilarious side to everything. and you probly wudnt want to go on public transport with me, because i usualy find embarrassing things funny wich will usualy be targetted around the person traveling with me.
im a very open person and will openly talk to u bout my buisness,even if u dnt wona hear it.thats tuff.u simply smile and nodd from time to time at me pleasingly.no raised eyebrow tho,thats unecessary.i really do not understand serious pleople.wtf? cum onnnnnnnnn CHEER UP MAIN!!!!! those ppl who sit there with a screwface like sumone just shot dem in the ass, WHERE ARE UR SMILE CREASES AT? u boring boring boring sad lil sausages. if i was there i wud peg ur top lip to ur ears and order u to loosen up the drop lip and THEN i will give u the time of the dayi laugh ALOT at bois that go on supersized.street can be sexy,and i shall say this now because guys on here keep asking me what guys i go for,"sweet boi with a thuggish side".but theres a limit, the ones that walk around with their trousers sagging between their ankles like they just walked out of the toilets mid-shit aint realy the biggest turn on, especialy when they wearing their 3yr old tesco value boxers. but guys if u INSIST on droppin ur trousers dat low, plz dont walk like ur balls have dropped to ur toes.it only makes me laugh. how did ur mother raise u?
i have realised recently that i do not like gigantanormous heads, i think their shud be a law on the shape of them and a restriction if ur head is bigger than junior off my wife and kids.dont you topple over? i mean, how do u keep it up? i swear secretly bigheads have a stick that they pull out when ever they jam to prop their heads up.and how do u NOT REALISE that ur head is big? sum ppl dnt even SEE the audasity of their heads......it really baffles me.i no im seeming rele moany, but im laughin as i write this,yes, i laugh at my own jokes,so plz ppl dnt take it as an offencemay i add i was born and bread in france, DONT HATE,cos i WILL get the belt out on any rasists round ere....or in a seviar case....the wooden spoon. no i do not ride my byke thru paris with onions round my neck dressed in black and white stripes. just like you english ppl dont have fish and chips stappled to ur foreheads....i am indeedy,a southern chick that purely specialises in my countries fantabulous invention-french kissing,french panties, and of course,the Language of love. lol by the way this doesnt include snails, you know its not actualy a french recipe? its italian you divs!!!!
dislikes:bigheads,E.T, going to the cinema when someone reaaaaally tall or with a gigantanormous head sits right infront of u,when any animal shits on u(no it is not good luck,just fucking piss taking), ppl that trip up and try and style it out into a run,dont be silly,u just tripped.ticket machines that break down AFTER uv put ur tenner in it, i swear its programmed to do that.when chicks put so much fake tan on they look like they've been tangoed,when bus drivers stop the bus so u go flying down the stairs,ppl who look unatractive when they cry, when ur mum washes ur pretty underwear with her saggy black nickers,discount cos its never on what u want!!!, big eyebrows,there is no need for them, and when i think of more i shall tell u.Im gona stick a lil section right HERE to tell u bout what im doin with my life, cos sum people are talking to me on here like im not educated. Right now ive finished my foundation in graphics, i focused my last project on gun an knife crime, cos i feel really deeply about it. now im planning my year ahead, hopefully starting volunteering with young people, either training to do councelling with them or generally working with young offenders. Im gonna work too, to get enough money to start a clothing line with my right hand man (the guy with the back painting in ma pics). I wonna dedicate a section of it to gun an knife crime, an design sum stuff hopefully apealling to people my age so they can support the cause. Id'e tell u the name of our brand but u'll just have to wait till u cum to our shop :D:D its gona be urban and god damn great
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