Likes:
Hot expensive holidays
Dior make up
Big Chanel sunnies
My cuuuttee dog Blaze
Fitt jewelry (Tiffany & Co, Gucci etc)
Nights out
Brandy
Dislikes:
Crappy British weather
Early mornings
Not getting what i want
People who think they're hot, when their cleaaaarrllyy NOT
Primark
Long hair on guys - seriously what is that all about!?
But life isn't always about the materialistic things......
Masterminds is a word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorist masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Mastermind is sort of a shit way to describe what these guys do, don't you think. They're not masterminds.
The schools now: It's all about self - esteem. Build the kids' self - esteem, make them feel good about them selves. If everybody grows up with high self - esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry?
Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt... Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old men with hard - ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then i thought, that's what im going to use it on. Why am i judging the poor bastard. Well, he lives in a box, what do i want him to do? Save his pennies and buy a wall unit?
If you don't understand what i have said, read a little bit deeper xxx