If you are any one of these, it won't work.1) Pregnant and/or had a baby. With 2 kids at the age of 20, its hard to not think things about you.2)Under 18. This isn't youth club, go play pound up!3)Unemployed. Unless you have a really good reason to be on this site at 11am....PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN, AND BACK AWAY FROM COMPUTER!4)Uneducated. Fair enough if you got a job you can get away with it....but you don't!....Your name is MzBabBleBuM and your online.5)Boring (have nothing to say). It just won't work.6)Under 5'5 in height. I will talk to you but it doesn't go any further.7)Devoted to Chris Brown and/or T.I. and Lil Wayne. They don't know you and they never will.8)Listen to Flo-Rida. If you do you name is Jade-ami and your wearing your market bought hoop earrings to go get your benefits as we speak!9)Overweight. I'm fit and it's survival of the.....me.10)Take drugs. This ain't Compton and I ain't Doughboy!11)Don't Drink. I can't trust that while i'm drunk you're not sober and thinking up a way to pinch my wallet.12)Say fam, dawg, brap, dutty or hectic. You may talk in some slang just not those. How are you gonna use the slang I used when Craig David-Rewind came out!?13)You look dirty (Have a shower and we'll see). This is common sense but not for everyone evidently.
LOOOL IVE NOTICED THAT THIS HAS TOUCHED A NUMBER OF PEOPLE, BUT SETTLE DOWN, ITS A JOKE!!
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