YOO PEOPLE STOP COPYIN MY PROFILE BLEEDIN COPYIN N PASTIN MY SHIT BE ORIGINAL !!!
★★★this biatch ∂σєѕη’т мιη∂ тнαт уσυ’яє тαℓкιηg αвσυт нєя__♥
вє¢αυѕє ѕнє ℓσνєѕ тнє ƒα¢т ѕнє’ѕ ση уσυя мιη∂__♥★★★
BELOW IS THE MOST PERFECT LOOKIN MAN ALIVE ANDERSON FROM MAN UNITED DAMMM
free from all health clinics no excuse not to wear one lol
condoms
CONDOMS!
Sainsbury's flavoured condoms: Making life taste better
Tesco's condoms: Every little helps!
Nike condoms: Just do it!
Craig David condoms: Whats your flaver?
Peugeot condoms: The ride of your life!
New galaxy textured condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk?!
Pringles condoms: Once you pop you cant stop!
Halifax condoms: Who gives you extra?
Telletubbie condoms: Again again!!!
Cadburys creme egg condoms: How do you eat yours?
Churchill car insurance condoms: Ooohhhhh yes!!!
Gilette condoms: The best a man can get!
Insette condoms: For the extra hold
Mcdonalds condoms: I'm loving it!
Good year condoms: For a long ride go wide
Treseme condoms: Used by professionals
Lynx condoms: Because you never know when
Muller light condoms: So much pleasure but wheres the pain?
Andrex condoms: Soft strong and very long!!!
Sure crystal condoms: Unbeatable against white marks
Cadburys condoms: Give in to your happiness
Heinz condoms: Its all going on!
Flash condoms: Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work
Red bull condoms: Gives you wings
PC World's condoms: Were with you every step of the way
Duracell condoms: You can just keep going and going......
---------------Girls---------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The guys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right guy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all---------
---------------the way--------
--------------to the top--------
-------------of the tree.---------
HURT ME?THEY CANT!
TRY TO?I DARE THEM!
LOVE ME?I DO!
BE ME?YOU WISH!
ENVY ME?YOU SHOULD!
NO SEX CHAT
Bein British is about drivin in a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer then on way home grabbinan indian curry or a turkish kebab 2 sit on a swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a japaneese tv.And most of all being suspicious of anythin foreign.Oh and..only in britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.only in britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions while healthy people get there fags from front of the shop.we might be british but by fuck were funny
SEX IS LIKE MATHS
YOU ADD THE BED
SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES
DIVIDE THE LEGS
LEAVE YOUR SOLUTION
AND PRAY U DNT MULTIPLY
My PerfectMan
I would love a man who calls me beautiful...instead of choong or peng,
a man who will call me back if i hang up on him
a man who will stay awake just to watch me sleep
a man who will tell me his real opinion...n if my ass realli does luk big in that skirt
a man who wants to show me off to the whole wide world
a man who will hold my hand and kiss me in front of his friends
a man who constantly reminds me and re-assures me how much he cares 4 me
a man who tells me he loves me and means it
a man who will turn to his friends and say "thats her"
a man who will give me his hoodie wen im cold, and not expect it back
a man who will stand there and put my hands in his hoodie pockets to keep them warm
A man who will call me out of the blue
a man who will talk to me and not be scared to cry on my shoulder
a man who will text me little sweet txts b4 i go 2 sleep
a man who will put off all his plans to come over and cheer me up wen im down
a man who makes me laugh and supports me emotionally
a man who will kiss me in the rain
a man who will kiss me in the snow
a man who will kiss me all the time
a man who will dance with me in-front of every-one
and will say "thats my wifey"
JUST DANCE WACKY DIP LOL
MY TWIN AND ME LOVE HER SO MUCH I OWE HER EVERYTHIN FOR WHAT SHES DONE FOR ME MY BEST FRIEND AND SOUL MATE XXXXX
WAYNE LEWIS GONE BUT DEFFO NEVER FORGOTTEN WE STILL DONT KNOW THE ANSWERS BUT WE KNOW YOUR NOW HAPPY R.I.P XX
SEXY HELEN AKA BLOWJOB QUEEN LOL BEST FRIEND SHES A FREAKY BITCH HA XX
THIS IS MY LIL SEXI BIG BOOBED JELLY BEAN THIS GAL DESERVES A SPOT ON MY PROFILE FOR BEIN SO GOD DAMMM HILARIOUS PLUS SHES ADOPTED ME SO SHES NOW MY SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTA
BAD BOY SMITHY FRESH OUTTA PEN WELCOME BACK BAD BOY HEHE
R.I.P IVIN DIDNT KNOW YOU VERY WELL BUT WAS SO SHOCKED TO HEAR OF YOUR PASSIN GOD HAS GAINED AN ANGEL
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»~:¤.·º'·. !Kirstie! xxx .·´º¤:«
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★Hot as hell★
♥the baddest bitchez♥
★As you can tell★
♥Wanted by sum♥
★Hated by many★
♥Invited by most♥
★Envied by plenty★
♥Diamonds r nice♥
and so r pearlz but
day aint like us
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