


Life is not measured
by the number of breath's
we take
but by the number of
moment's that take your
breath away

I want to feel your touch
On my skin
I want to hear your voice
Whisper In my ear
I want you to love me
Like I loved you
I want you to hurt like
I have been hurting
I wish fairytales were true
Beacuse you
Would have saved my heart not
Broken It into two

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE UNSEEN
THATS WHY WE CLOSE OUR EYES
WHEN WE KISS, CRY, AND DREAM


Who are the strong ones?
A young girl cries in her room tonight she runs a blade across her wrists her boyfriend broke up with her today a little girl lies in a hospital bed she's dying of cancer, she's only six
She puts on a happy brave face a lad sets his parents house on fire he thinks he didn't get enough attention he walks away. Feeling satisfied a boy in Africa sits next to his brother
His parents have both died from diseases he stays alive to look after his brother a man stands on a bridge and curses god he blames him for his alcohol problems he jumps, leaving a wife and two kids behind a woman says no to drugs even though she's depressed she has a husband and two children at home she'll carry on because they need her who are the strong people in this poem? the people who suffer a bit and give up or the ones who suffer a lot but carry on? these are the ones we forget to pray for and help we forget to pray for them, because they're still here we only see the people who fall, we don't see the ones still standing
So tonight, remember to pray also, for the ones suffering who still remain strong

NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT YO MAMA!
*Ya Mama's so fat she uses DIET SOAP
*Yo mamas so fat she's a National landmark!
*ya mama's so small she has to slam dunk her buss fair
*your mums so old she farts out dust
*your mums so hairy every time she takes a shower its like a scene from gorillas in da mist
*your mums so old her national security number is 1
*your mums so fat she got baptised in sea world
*your mums so ugly she use to get fed with a sling shot
*your mums so dumb she went to the cinema, it said under 18 not admitted so she went home and got 17 of her friends
*your mums so fat she wore a malcom x t-shirt n helicopters tried to land on her.
*your mums like a cricket ball, she gets licked battered and scored on
*your mums so poor i came your house, steped on a $$$ and she said who turned of the heat
*your mum went kfc, and asked for 10 legs, 5 thighs, and 24 breats, and they pulled her across teh counter
*your mums so cheap she licks every one elses fingers after they munch
*your mums so desperate i saw her doing press ups in a cucumber field
*your mums so small she need a ladder to pick up a penny
*your mums like a bottle o milk, she gets filled up with white stuff then left at the corner of the street
*Ya Mamas glasses r so thick wen she looks at the map she can see people wavin
*Ya Mamas lips r so BIG she can whisper in her own ear
*your mommas so old and fat noah let her on the ark as 2 people
*ur mums so dumb she got locked in tescos and starved to death.
*ur mums so dumb she got locked in the toilet and pissed her self.
*ur mums such a slut shes been engaged more times than bt.
*ur mums like a double decker bus... 40p to get on top.
*ur mum's so dumb she got ran over by a parked car
*ur mums so ugly her make up brand is called "why bother"!
*ur mum is such a slag that she has had more helmet than hitler's army
*Yo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
*Yo Mama So Ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
*Yo Mama So Ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
*Yo Mama So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
*Yo Mama So Ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
*Yo Mama So Ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
*Yo Mama So Ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
*Yo Mama So Ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
*Yo Mama So Ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
*Yo Mama So Ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
*Yo Mama So Ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain
*Yo Mama So Ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock.
*Yo Mama So Ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
*Yo Mama So Ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
*Yo Mama So Ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
*Yo Mama So Ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
*Yo Mama So Ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
*Yo Mama So Ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
*Yo Mama So Ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
*Yo Mama So Ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
*Yo Mama So Ugly her shadow gave up.
*Yo Mama So Ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her.
*Yo Mama So Ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
*Yo Mama So Ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
*Yo Mama So Ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
*Yo Mama So Ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
*Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
*Yo Mama So Stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
*Yo Mama So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
*Yo Mama So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
*Yo Mama So Stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
*Yo Mama So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
*Yo Mama So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
*Yo Mama So Stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
*Yo Mama So Stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
*Yo Mama So Stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
*Yo Mama So Stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
*Yo Mama So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she lost her shadow.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
*Yo Mama So Stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
*Yo Mama So Stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
*Yo Mama So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
U CANT GET NO BETTA DEN DAT!!!! LOL