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The wheelin' dealin, kiss stealin', suit wearin', jet flyin', limousine ridin', wooooooooooooooooooooo son of a gun!.. Me.

If anyone out there is going to ask me what i do with myself or for a living.. i've prepared a list for you to choose from :)
1) Superhero
2) Ass model
3) Pornographer
4) Slave trade supervisor (u kno.. import, export)
5) Chipmunk psychiatrist
6) U.F.W.H Executive (Uniting Fishes With Humans)
7) Biggest Arsenal FC fan on earth (lmao!!! i cnt even keep a straight face for that one.. Arsenal suck!)
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I'm a rebel without a cause, a cool dude in a motorcycle jacket. I'm a real life Huckleberry Finn who wants to take you on a wild river ride to adventure. I'm wounded, moody and misunderstood. I'm a dreamer, a seducer and a daredevil. I'm a man of mystery and a fascinating paradox. I'm both a lost little boy and a man with a dark side. I'll break your heart with my wicked ways but whether I'm a desperado or not I make you long to rescue me from my pain. I'm hurtful, cruel or simply careless and self absorbed, But you can't resist jumping on my motorcycle and roaring off into the steamy night with me. And once you've given me you're heart forever, I've gone with the wind. I'm somebody who sets off throbbing sexual and aggressive passions within you because I'm aloof and illusive, you get caught up in the challenge and excitement of the chase, though I'm not always someone you'd really want even if you did capture me. I may tell you I'm generally right. I'm a frog you hope to turn into a fairytale prince with the magic of your kiss.

Now... isn't that much more interesting than say.. someone saying... "hi my name is Joe Bloggs and i'm an accountant. I love my mom.. i still live with my mom... she says that i shud stay a virgin until i'm 40 so i will"

Joe if ur reading this buddy... be a man. Do some push-ups or something.

Some words of advice for anyone reading this...

What people think of you... is none of your business.

I'm out.

Peace

R.I.P - Eddie Guerrero