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NAME - KJ "Lord" Edwards

STATUS - Single ..stop askin why.. coz i want to be till i find the one.. i dunt need interns  

D.O.B. - 22nd December 1987 

LOCATION - West Chicago 

RACE - Latino/Black

READ MY PAGE PLEASE... IF ANYTHING, IT WILL PROVIDE PEOPLE CHANCE FOR DECENT CONVERSATION STARTER WITH ME , COZ IF U COME WITH "UR FINE" AND "OIOI"...WE NOT GETTING NEWHURR .. AND IF YOU TALKING BOUT ITS TOO LONG FOR YOU.. DAMN HOW DID U EVER GET THROUGH SCHOOL....

Welcome to ma page.. yep version. 3.0 ..the third update that i remember ahem ... fo the onez who haven't read ma random profiles befo.. damnnn y'all been sleepin on me aint been hittin up ma page.. but i forgive you..

To be honest dont know why i did this again.. ahh the lack of sleep and too much strawberries and sugar.. bug i have seen a pattern emerge..

Three type of people make up about 90% of the ProPic population ... [yes i did the research.. i dont sleep much, a lot of free time ] ..and they are

1. HATERS - yuh allready kno ..

2. STANS - Those over luvin, seem okay but something just not normal bout them.. they just love u a little TOO much.. (yes STAN is derivied from the eminem song) ..ones who say some weird ass shii like i need you and we need to be togehter and dont even know you..

3. E-GOONS - juz talkin shii, lil bitches who now feel strong talkin shii hittin keys hard from behind a screen but wouldnt say a word to ur face.. waheva helps ur self esteem mayne..

Much love to the 10% of people on this that are decent.

PENG CHOONG DENG TENG DING DONG .. me no speakie the chineesy... keep it on english okay... foolz be talkin to me with words soundin like asian prostitute names..

I must have missed some small font when i signed up.. coz i didnt think ProPic was place for females to keep porn portfolios.. I'm just bemused.. ass and tities all over the page.. and then some of them have wifey in name.. HAHAHA ...  i mean damn... D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L

ABC's

Amount of partners that make someone a hoe?? Well if you are in double digits, ur mos def hoeish simple.. in my view a male ( yes men are included ) or female should generally have no more than five [5] sexual partners in their lifetime.. i find people trying to justify large number with shit like starting early... no.. still a hoe.. just a young one ok.. people say u make mistakes.. okay.. 1 mistake. 2??maybe.. but it stop being a mistake and becomes a wrong lifestyle at some point. And for dudes who act quantity of females is important.. WTF is wrong with you.. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY.. pussy aint a theme park ride.. there is no ride limit... if u cant pick good pussy.. thats coz you thinkin with your dick, not mind ..think about it for a moment .... dont get it? .. stop makin nasty ass, lame, pathetic comments (check expose on few decent female pages if u unsure of criteria for creepy) and hope to get good pussy.. it wont happen .. its like eating a MickeyD cheeseburger, cheap, simple and no nutrition but will get you to the next meal, and if u get the one.. u mite even end up with a lil sickness ..goes for females hollerin at guys too . NOTE i said sexual partners... just coz u date sumone.. doesnt mean you have to fuck them..

Booty Booty Booty Rocking errywhurrr ... what is this obsession with body mayne ..am i the only one who remembers time when most white females would love nothing more than to flatten they booty... now dey walking round talking bout thikness.. please.. can a sister help out some of these white gurlz distinguish between THICK and FAT ..PLEASEE coz its not cool to have big booty.. when eryting else bigg.. juz sayin itt.. and dude make me laugh with the pics lookin like dey bout to bust a blood vessel way the tensin up.. abs and big muscles is so overdone... erryone got that shii like an iPod.. looks fade never forget that.. and there is no need to be shallow needlessly.. hair can be removed, acne will clear up, muscles can be built ..personality is what you should be displaying.. if u dont have one.. pick up a book

Confidence seems to be lost on a lot of people ..i mean why else would you pose in underwear but to get some compliments to boost your deflated self-esteem. [rule is.. if you dont wear it outside on the streets, why pose in it  ] I never understood why other people should influence how you feel about yourself. Eitha positive or negative comment should have no effect on you, as people will play on your esteem. For a man, woman with low self esteem is like an injured zebra to a lion.. easy pray.. because he will call female a ten like it nothing and female loves the attention . That is a hoe blueprint. Do not follow an anorexic standard of beauty, video girls and other fake hair/fake eyes/fake complexion/fake lips, tities and similar as it is not real. Be secure in your spot

Diamonds are blood stained. Dont be fooled by "conflict free" diamonds as there is nothing of value sold that is without conflict of some kind. While you floss your chains, rings, and anything else u can bling out, trying to take away your lame and look "fly". Cecil Rhodes provided the world with 90% of dimonds at one point of time. His South African company used forced labour of black slaves to mine the land and build on his wealth. Sierra Leone is one of major "exporters" of diamonds, yet 70% of population is below poverty line. It is on the lowest spectrum of Human Development Index, with corruption and suprression constant. In Angola, most of the diamonds mined are exchanged to various countries along with oil in exchange for weapons by Guerrillas. Money has "disappeared" from both these countries treasuries. So while you support your bling, you are fuelling rape, torture, looting, shooting of the innocent and mistreatment of youth. And while white people who are the puppeteers of this violence and blood diamond trade build wealth of it, consumers spend money on diamons that lose value second they out of the store, and are also mixed with cubics to fool you.. Not to forget, the contribution it makes to violence in your own hood, with jacking and murdering for them.

Equality in society is something everyone wants.. yet no body really wants on a deeper level.. people in wheelchairs want equality, yet they get special parking spots and cut lines ..how is that equality?? If you want equal rights, than you roll yourself from that far parking spot, and u wait in line right behind me. Call me insensitive but its the truth. If you want equal treatment, then you have to act equally, If you want special treatment that fine, but admit it. Racial equality is always wanted by black people, yet they are quick to dis white people and seperatec themselves from them, and white people quick to disregard culutre of latinos, black and asians, as they are seen as inferior. However, if u migrate to a place, you should be respectful of their customs, yet these straight of the boat fools come to a civilized country and act like bums (yes i am talking about Somalians) 

Films TOP FIVE - Man On Fire, Bad Boys, Scarface, Friday, Scary Movie || BOTTOM FIVE - Wicker Man, Are We Done Yet?, Exorism of Emily Rose, Son Of Mask, pretty much every horror film without actual zombie or similar.

Gas AKA Oil has been the foundation of wealth for people for years. Slavery, tobacco, alchohol, weapons/ammunition and oil amonst others. White people have profited from pain of others for generations. Alcohol kills people daily, tobacco too, yet its still legal and big money business. Why are drugs illegal? Because drugs come from south america and they want to keep brown people poor and their puppets. Now US needs oil so they cant make it illegal (until enough white people create "environment-friendly" products they can profit from) so they make thier presence felt in oil producing places, including Iraq.. dont be fooled by talk of freeing the Iraq people, because US doesnt care, through history they have killed own for benefit. President Lincoln was assassinated by a confederate, who in a bigger plan wanted to overthrow the government which freed the slaves.  

Haters are a damn joke. Seriously, how bad is your life if you have to hate on people and try to convince your self they are the ones in the wrong jus to make yourself feel better? However, i'm tired of everything negative said about sumone seen as hatein. I dont think people quite understan what hatein means, because people often confuse criticism with hate. EXAMPLE.. why is that bitch always dressed in designer wear and thinks shes all that.. now thats hatin.. BUT criticism is.. why are u showin so much skin, dont you think its sending the wrong message..  

I wonder... in movie theatre, which armrest is yours? ..how something can be new and improved? ..if any fish die when lighting hits ocean? ..how bacher party works for gay couples who get married? .. if jewish vampires fear a Cross still or Star of David? .. if strippers write of fake tities as an expense? .. why pubs and bars have parking spots if drink driving is illegal? .. how u handcuff a one armed man? ..  if children acting in R movies are allowed to see them? .. why Superman wears his underwear over his tights? .. how Freddy Kruger wipes his ass? .. do butterflies remember life as caterpillar?? .. what rabbits have to do with eggs and easter? .. if Wii is just a gym membership for lazy people

Jhené aka NawtyNunu ma bestestt buddy. Shes so special she gets her very own section.. now thatss love!! I'm her music downloader, shes my constant entertainment [sound dirty but its not.. usually *waits for ppl to assume its sexual* *shakes head* not like that idiotass ] iss a great relationship. Great conversationalist, interesting and always so sweet and nice wif me and most important just as weird as me... shes ma twin sistaa ... minus the different parents, age, race and fact shes cute and i'm just handsome ..i lovess her too much, even tho she says i remind her of lil foot... oh and people shes an E.T so watch out if you come across her on dis... or she'll probe you!! I lovess

KJ is my name, short for Kallif-Jonell, and its time for my very own section. Really no way to describe me coz i appear in different way to different people.. but i'm seen as rude at times, i love to joke and if you cant get my jokes.. too bad.. you'll think i'm a mean dick.. i'm weird as hell. you wont catch me without my music playing. i love money, love sport and hate being bored so i entertain myself a lot [again that sounded dirty when it shouldn't]. I'm too complex to put in a paragraph, but really i juz didnt have anything betta for K  ohh and ive been known to be called Lickitunge...

Love is just an illusion, a form of insanity. Same way insane people think they see and hear things that arent real, people in love see and hear things they want. Insane people see a seven foot penguin, people in love see a good partner. There is no such ting as one soul mate, rather best available option at the current time. When you meet someone for first time, you are not meeting them, you are meeting their representative. One of my fave sayings is "There is only so long  fake person can pretend" and aint it true.. Everyone has they own goals and agenda.. When you meet a gurl she has things she wants. Now that could be a decent man.. but it could be money coz shes a gold digga, could be a baby coz ive known girls who put holes in condoms trying to get a man on lock with a baby.. and for females.. a man wants to fuck .. he will sweet talk, be flashy or whatever attracts an individual.. and that should be a known fact by now for females.. but whats more important is the presented "persona".. thats where the representative will fall in most cases and u will meet the true person, often not as great as previously advertised. Yet love will make you believe something else and u fall into a cycle of bad decisions because you didnt think logically

Music is my love, Hip-Hop/ Rap. Immortal Technique, DMX, Grafh, Maino, Eminem, Lupe Fiasco... i hate Lil Wayne and 50 Cent .. they have no talent or musical appeal. People tell me like hes good he sold 2 million like it means something. All that tells me is there are 2 million idiots who are stupid as fuck. And did y'all forget he was kissin Baby? i mean he not in the mafia.. he not goin to kill Baby.. why the fuck was he kissin him uh.. i guess he really likes that lollypop in his mouth uh.. but ey.. i'm not even gon hate on weezy.. he makin millions out of exploitation of idiots.. wish i thought of it.. and can somebody tell me why T-Pain is so popular.. i mean the man cant sing without a machine!! WTF

Native Indians were slaughtered and no race was more abused than them. Black people wanna complain about slavery, latinos and asians (eg. Philliz) about the rape by white settlers and stealing of knowledge and culture, yet no one got treated worse by white people than Native american indians. They were not only looked down upon, but after their kindness and trust, was betreyed by settlers... Driving force for the slaughter? Clash of cultures. White settlers didnt not agree with the culture and decided to convert. They started expanding, and in process taking over Indian land, and their justification? Civilizing the natives... In a similar way the Pope gave permission for the "savages" of Latin America to be murdered for the gold to fund the church and its ways..Latin America proved the world with numerous teaching includinng Astronomy and government forms, yet they were the savages??.. but back to the indians... they priovided resistance to settlers, as ones would when your land is taken over and yet they were slaughtered.

Optical Illusion - focus on the black dot.. and slowly move head back.. and then forward..

now the circles look like they are moving, yet its just an illusion, and image is stationary. The movement is created by your mind.. Point of the paragraph? Dont believe everything you see...

Personality is lost on people. I dont know why people think just because they good looking they can be boring. I cant stand that. People are just growing stupid and boring. Its like talking to a rock. What happened to all the vibrant funny people, who bust jokes. Its rare now, everyone wanna be sumone they not. I would rather be proud of being of what i am then desperately try to be something i'm not to fit in. BE YOURSELF.. and your qualities will show. Personally i would take a compliment about my personality over looks anytime. I often hear people saying, what is he/she doing with her/him... personality people dont be so shallow

Quasimodo is the name on the character with the physical deformities in The Hunchback of Notre Dame. It is one of my fave stories, and one of the most powerful illustrations of the world. Due to his differences he is seen as a monster, and even after he saves the life of woman he loves, she does not return it. To compare himself to the man she loves, he puts fresh flowers in an ordinary vase, and withered into a glamorous one. She picks the withered flowers. When she is dead, he dies holding her body. Show strength of emotions and shallowness of world, social injustice and where individuality is not appreciated, just the importance of package.

Reality Television is such an oxymoronic term that i just sad and funny and pathetic. What reality is Big Brother? Real World? The Hills? .. it is embarrassing that shows like this are even made. Wats worse is people who watch it. And than u have Rock of Love, Tila Tequila, Flava and I love New York .. what message is that sending to people.. that its okay to go around kissing random 15-20 people and look for cheap fame.. 

Slavery of black people is always solely put on white people? Why? White people didnt just come to Africa and start taking people. Africans sold africans for profit so they are to blame just as much. However slavery is still present today. Slaves work the drug fields in South America. However its not shown on the news because the drugs make the government money that they dont have to account for. They get richer while people are abused. Children are sold as slaves and are tossed into prostitution, while children in africa are used as soldiers, and mines are worked by modern day slaves.

T'n'T , truth and trust are rare commodities. Dont trust anyone, especially someone who says you can trust me. Thats my policyand truth?? well i dont get why people lie.. you have to think of a lie, make it believable, build on it, make sure others go along with it, expand on it, remember it, recall it... is it me.. or is it just too much work ,,why not just say the truth.. if someone cant take it, thats on them

Urban Renewal , or Urban Regeneration for British is redevelopment of areas for improvement of living standards.. or so the government would like you to believe. It is said to provide jobs, and improve the city, but it comes at the cost of area and business demolished, primary in areas where minorities are prominent. It is in fact a way to segregate the minorities, which are than pushed out of the area because it becames hard to afford to live there. While the rich get more malls, freeways for access to theie CEO jobs, the lower income minorities are losing their homes. Local governments get grants for re-development, however before they build they must demolish an area first. With this government now tries to say that its renovation of the area, however it is a way to force out the minorty with higher price a "renovated" home would cost. 

Violence needs to stop, as it does nothing but hurt the community. Fighting over the land that doesn't even belong to us, we are just killing each other. White man puts drugs, alcohol and guns in front of you, and you are quick to grab them and hurt your own for what. Gangs are for the weak minded, and have lost their way from times they were support, to excuse to create havoc. Everybody wants to be a thug, everybody wants to be a boss. Its sad

Why ..do words Mother in Law rearranged spell Woman Hitler? .. are people who talk to God praying, but people who God talks to crazy? .. do companies offer free gifts..since when is a gift not free? .. are Pringles so addictive? .. is it okay to take candy from strangers on Halloween?? .. do people say slept like a baby when they sleep well? .. do birds bob they head when they walk? .. is bra singular and panties plural?

Xenophobia is a fear of foreign people or unknown. It is a fear of something that to them does not belong in society. You see racist people are just sick. Be supportive. Call them a shrink.

Yo Mamma... a genius, just a shame her IQ and pants size the same ... so fat she went swimming in the ocean and white people claimed her as new island ... so fat her ass got her own area code ... so fat she went movies and sat next to everyone ... so fat she got more chins than chinese phone book ... so nasty she brings crabs to the beach ... so ugly she looked out the car window and got arrested for moonin ... so poor when i saw her kickin a coke can down the street and asked wat she doin she said "Moving" ... so nasty she farted and ice caps on Pluto melted ...

ZzZzzz i hate sleep.. you cant do anything fun or constructive while u sleep..i have a sleeping disorder and love it..i mean it prolly cuts my life.. but who wants to be 80 newayz, like a baby cant remember, people gotta watch over you like a baby.. so it finally overr.. if u got this far.. wow respecttt yo ass must have been bored..

u have just witnessed.. "the sexiest neek on the planet"as sumone would say..getting his profile on.. ENJOY...

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