BOUGHT MY CAR NOW. WATCH OUT ROAD USERS. WILLIAM ON THE ROAD lol
yer am 14.5 stonnes. They call me the STONE cos do not feel PAIN easily
just finished uni with 2nd class upper. working for ORANGE as a SOFTWARE TEST ENGINEER.
first. GYM. obsessed with pushing weights. always laughing. called the JOKER. but am proper SLICK. dont be fooled. jokes. love drinking. hmm probably drunk writing this. but yer my weekends full of drunken misbehaviours. if u drink, fun loving. come say hello
Joke to Enjoy
Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device.. a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could yo u be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."