Praise D Lord!

CHURCH is jokes if u dnt go den u shd....dnt u wana go 2 heaven!!do u eva get dem tymz wen u go church in da morning and u tink yh bang bang i went already now i kan go hme and sleep den ur mum sayz why u getting changed 4 we r going 2 evening service lol a bun init

or dem tymz wen u av planned 2 go out sum where n ur all like yh mum im goin out...and she goes where we got convension all week lol....u ent goin no where der ent no point arguein

lol or dem tymz wen u got skl da nx day course work u ent dun dats waiting 4 u and u kant say u ent dun it so derz no excuse and u av 2 go all night prayer service and u know dem black churches when dey say all nite dey mean all nite

church is joke doe alie aspecially if itz live u kant go sleep u will av one person 2 ur left screaming HALLEJUAH HALLEJUAH!!! LOL and 1 person 2 ur right banging der tamburine like dey was beatin der child!!and u kant even sit and jam coz u knw ur dad will just gve u a look 2 say wait untill we get home lol...!

prayerzzz u know dem ppl dat get kald 2 pray @ da end of da service and dey pray so long dat ur starting 2 fall asleep or u just sit down coz ur legz r hurting....

alter call omg u hear da preacher "if ne1 wantz prayer cum now da lord is waiting if u want 2 repent come now" and den ur tinking bou all da tingz dat u av dun lol and ur mumz all nudgein u 2 go 4 prayer...

ooo u knw dem tymz when u 4t i wnt eat breakfast den ur belly is all rumbling in da service..and ur like o yh i got sum snacks in my bag and da packet is making so much noise..den u finally get 1 out and u all av 2 bend down wen u dun knw ur shoes dnt need tiein up just 2 eat ur food..or u will cough dnt knw y we do dat coz dat drawz attention lol...