Dese tingz r bare hard 4 me 2 fill out so0o0o0 no lo0o0ng ting jus msg me or sumink n ill get bak 2 u HOWEVER, no gyals unless i know u or ur bare safe ( NO LESBIAN / BI flexes please) && 4 da manz dun even try unless u gotat least 3 picz, && i aint talkin bout dem picz wid ya shades on n ting so half ya face is covered, cah realli ur a buttaz breh!! But more time u wont get a reply anywayzzz....unless ur on a bredrin/talkin flex....

Women’s English:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off yours shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead]

Men’s English:

I’m hungry = I’m hungry

I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress = Nice cleavage

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What’s wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?

What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Let’s have sex now!

I love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before

Let’s talk  = I’ll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others

I don’t think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I’m gay